You would never know it....
But this cute little boy couldn't have done it....
How innocent he looks...
But, yes. He did.
Ethan pooped on the living room carpet last night. And like the monkey he is, he played in it, he stepped in it and......(gasp!)..... he ate it. I was sitting 5 feet away and didn't see anything until it was too late.
Eli arrived home to find me on my gloved hands and knees cleaning it up. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry so I did a little of both.
Why was he naked you ask? I like to let him air out after his bath but usually put big boy unders on him to catch anything that might come out. Last night I didn't. I will from now on.
4 comments:
oh no!!! I usually let G run around nakey after bath too.
LOL....He Looks so cute in those pictures. Being a Mom we all have some great Poop stories. My 1st son Pooped down the vent in is bedroom. He thought it was a tiolet. LOL. I promise there will be more poop stories to come in the future. LOL
Yuck!! Why couldn't he have at least picked the vinyl floor if he was going to do it??
Don't worry: one of mine ate dog poop and another ate chicken poop. (Neither culprit was Eli...he ate crayons regularly and one screw, no poop that I know of.) Both are alive today and are thriving adults, despite the obvious lack of vigilance on the part of their mom. That last was said tongue-in-cheek. You can NEVER be vigilant enough to prevent all foolishness on the part of your children...if you were, you would be driving yourself crazy in a bad cause. They NEED to give you things to laugh about (later).
Case in point: Samuel and Hannah, at ages 2 and 3, managed to get the paste food colors out of the drawer and paint the entire bathroom sink in rainbow colors in about 3 minutes with no words being spoken. The drawer was in full view of the five of us who were finishing dinner. How did they do it??? Nobody knows.
Great poop story Melissa! Ha, and more experienced readers say that there's more to come?! I'm afraid.
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